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[30 Jun 2008|11:15pm]
[ mood | calm ]

we moved into our new house two days ago and ive been feeling disconnected from the outside world. ive been craving to start doing live journalling again.. its hard to get started when you feel like someone is watching you type.
somehow $171 was spent on my card and i dont remember spending that tday. although i spent $205 at walmart today.. i start a new job wednesday and i dont really remember how to start a new job. i just remember how awkward it is the first day when you dont know who to stand around, if you should clean, whos going to show you the ropes or even what am i going to wear..
as much as starting over is nice, its really freakin scary.
this journal may just start some useless arguing. forget it.

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sometimes, you make me fucking sick [20 Jun 2007|10:41am]

1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night?
i like it anytime of day but night is my favorite

2. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
as close to the wall as possible

3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken?

4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
ohhh absinthe. me kris n casassa drank it for the first time and on the way home i stopped the car, we all opened our doors and threw up. fun times

5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up?
left. for some reason it keeps my balance

6. Candles or Incense?

7. Do you dance when no one is watching?
i used to more than i do now. but i sing really loud and scream lyrics at myself in the mirror still

8. Did you play doctor when you were little?
piiish so many times. i loved doctor more than cops n robers

9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no. but i might depending on the situation

10. Stove top cooking or microwave?
ramon noodles on the stove!

11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty?
i guess my car but i really dont like either for too long

12. Shower or bath?
shower for sure. i havent taken a bath in a long time

13. Do you pee in the shower?
every morning

15. Mexican or Chinese food?

16. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
i like aggressive more but passive people can be fun too

17. Do you love someone In your top friends?
um. my top people arent really friends

18. Do you own sex toys?

19. Corn Dogs or hot dogs?
hm i guess hot dogs ive never tried a corn dog

20. Your favorite restaurant?

21. What did you have for lunch today?
hm well i had a mcdonalds breakfast biscuit cause those are fucking great

22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce?

23. When did you last fall down?
its been so long im not sure

24. Have you ever wished someone were dead?

25. Love or Money?

26. Credit Cards or cash?
debit cards

27. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
yes, i didnt get to pick those bastards

28. Oreos or Vanilla Wafers?
vanilla wafers

29. How do you like your steak cooked?

30. How do you like your eggs?
over hard

31. Have you ever knocked someone off their feet in a fight?
ive never faught with anyone other than my sister

32. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?

33. Would you rather have a root canal or minor surgery?
fuck. um i guess minor sugery

34. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?

35. Would you rather have head lice or an STD?

36 What is your favorite candy?
airheads are groooodddy

37) Ever been to a strip club?
girls girls girls and my bday at de ja vu!! ohh man my stripper friend daphne gave me a nice lap dance

38) Ever been to a bar?

39) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?

40) Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
yes. i dont remember but apparently it happened at the pub

41) Kissed someone of the same sex?
ewwwwwwww. course

42) Thrown up from drinking too much?

43) Had sex in the car?
ja ja

44) Had sex on the beach?
i wanted it to happen in pcola pride but oh well.

45) Had sex in a movie theater?
no. it seems kind of nice. just ... dirty

46) Had sex in a bathroom?

47) Had sex at work?
idk maaaybe

48) Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
where else would i have gotten my toys

49) Bought something from an adult store?
uh huh

50) Have you spent over $200.00 in one visit to the adult store?
oh no most definitely not

51) Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider?
for sex?
um yeah.

52) Have you been caught having sex?
meh not entirely

53) Have you ever kissed a stranger?
oh the days

55) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
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oh these fuckin surveys [01 Feb 2007|02:26pm]
ThiS onE iS pReTty InTeReStInG...<-- whats with the disgusting letters?

1. You're infected. Your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who goes?
im going to have to say tegan and sara cause i wouldnt care that much if they died and my number one magically started hating me over nothing(main reason myspace is redick) so... t&s got the spot.

2. What myspace friend knows the REAL you best?
kris, tisha and danny know me pretty well

3. Describe a typical sunday for you:
i have a sunday everyday. my life was looking like a ride on failure island so ive been doing taebo again and using lotion and trying to care about what goes into my body. im also trying as hard as i can to study on my mannequin but i cant stay focused very long.

4. Any odd routines you follow when you wake up?
lately i turn on the tv, pee, smoke a little pot while drinking an energy drink, clean, do taebo tape, shower, brush teef, avoid hanging out with everyone as well as i can, and start studing.

5. If alcohol were banned worldwide, what would your reaction be?
who do i know over seas.... no id probably find an alternative to alternate reality. i like drinking... grey goose got the girls feelin loose..

6.When was the last time you cried?
ehhh maybe yesterday. i cry now and then. nothing like AUUHGHHHHH FUCK LIFEEEE too recently though

7. Your CD collection is going to be repossessed. You may keep one.
good thing i have my ipod. umm ill keep punk o rama vol. 6.... dont ask

8. Do you believe world peace is possible?
never. there will always be haters like my brother no matter how hard we try

9. I'm a genie. Name your wish. (money & love cannot be granted.)
im a jeanne too, greetings. i wish to be the assistant hair stylist for paul edwards.

10. Name one thing about the OPPOSITE sex that automatically turns you off.
peen pride

11. Name one thing about the SAME sex that automatically turns you off.
the whole "yeah whateverrrr" roll eyes smack gum thing

12. Speaking of same sex, what did you think about BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN?
the sex was rough and dry. ow. i know youre horny and the guy snuggled with you looks tempting but jesus fucking christ... liquidize.

13. What popular phrase do you find to be incredibly annoying?
yo mama. your mom. those phrases are over. no longer funny. fin ee toe

14. What are you obsessive about?
the bathroom sink being straightened up. and my body... my god im obsessed with my body the most.

15. Leather face is in the kitchen. Will you fight to victory, or hide?
ill put on my metal face mask and hit that bitch with a bottle.

16. Do you feel that people underestimate you?
very much so. no one thinks i can play any sports until i prove it. no one thinks i care about anything but going out. people dont push me along in life im learning so its all up to me. im trying my hardest, ill prove them wrong eventually

17. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
drinking or screaming as long and loud as i can and not talking to anyone until im out of the mood.

18. Honestly, do you talk about myspace in real life?
who doesnt. the other night someone was like "you denied me" ... im like "what, id never deny you". oh stop taking over the world myspace

19. Have you met someone online in person?
quite a few people. and some of the best.

20. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
i hope to work in a salon im happy and comfortable in and starting going to delgado and andddd hopefully meet new friends. i need a best friend. my gf has a best friend i dont... she used to sleep with her best friend and they talk as much as we do. ughh and! she had a threesome with her the week after we bangbang choochoo trained. ughhh barf much

21. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?
piiish hell yes. i probably wouldnt have quit shampooing had i been getting paid more than $5.15 and hr.

22. If someone at a bar gives you "the look" how do you respond to it?
well since i have a gf i pretend i dont see the look and turn the other way.

23. Do you have any really crazy relatives?
my moms side are all alcoholics who fish and curse too much. my dads side dont really talk to one another and are cold hearted. so, im a fucking nut case. =)

24. Pretend you're 15 deep in beers. Describe what you would be doing now?
meaning i drank 15 beers? fuck if its draft and i had 15 cups id have already made myself throw up and probably talking to some stranger about how much fun it is to do handstands in water while holding another cup of snake piss. if its a beer bottle im probably playing a drinking game and have no idea what number bottle im on cause random peoples tongues deleted my memory.

25. Sometimes people get depressed. Are you the one they turn to?
not everyone comes to me but i think i give good advice. better advice than anyone ive met so far.. other than my mom

26. If you’re a fan of this, don’t talk to me.
gay bashing, raping, abusing children and killing animals.

28. Love & sex go together. Would you have sex if no love was involved?
yes. no explaination needed. but if im ever single again im going to be celibate for 6 months.

29. Does everyone in your life know the real you?
barely anyone knows the real me

30. What’s the most ridiculous fear you have?
i get really scared with the tv is really loud and staticy and people start screaming over it so i can hear them. it freaks me the fuck out.
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[28 Dec 2006|01:21pm]
[ mood | stressed ]

ok live journal changed a little since the last time i wrote. its been so long cause i havent gotten a chance to be online for very long when i get to a computer.

the forth season of the l word is about to start and the leader of the human rights campaign in new orleans is hosting an l word party at the pub on jan 7th. she called me and asked me to be her date but then britt told me she would be like "and this is my lovely date dillon" or some shit and i was like ohh helllll no.

its bad enough lisa picked my ass up and made me get on stage for my birthday. i was way too sober to be up there and my face was so red the whole time. i dont like being center of attention, at all. i had to answer a question when i was up there that was "how long is a pigs orgasm" and i looked around and everyone was like "30 mins 30 mins!!!" so i was like "30 mins" and wanted to get off stage so bad. ughh

the night of my bday was cool though, i got a lap dance from a stripper named daphne. i cut her hair and britt and her have this little crush thing going on but daphne's gf is skylar a drag king whose hair i cut too. anyway the lap dance was great. =)

lisa thinks shes the leader of the world and so does christie and the truth is is that theyre both so old and still think life revolves around whats happening at toxic next weekend. when will they get over it? why cant people stop going out everynight? its always the same people always the same thing. my problem is is that i dont know everyone and i get hit on everytime i go out. its a problem... cause i have a gf now.

yep a gf. its dawn. im pretty sure ive mentioned her before. shes the most sane out of everyone ive met but she feels like she doesnt have enough to show for her age. shes 27 and is a server at pfchangs with a college dipolma for sports management (she wants to be a personal trainer) and she's lived on her own for 8 years and is now back at home with her dad, whos shes never lived with, for 2 years. i wish i could help her find her place but she knows its all up to her. i can only do so much for people when the truth is is that id like to spend my whole life helping other people with their lives and not even have to worry about mine.

i havent been writing in my journal or crying. my emotions are bouncing around inside of me and driving me fucking insane.

i moved out of the place i was living in for a month and a half paying 1/3 of the rent but more than 5 people would take 2 showers a day, wash clothes everyday, use the dishwasher when its half full... all this shit i was paying over $500 for and i was living miserably with people who do nothing but complain and talk shit about people behind their backs. highschool never ends. im glad im out of there but hate the fact that im living with my dad again =(

i had a job at regis salon in lakeside mall shampooing hair for minimum wage plus shitty tips. the job drove me nuts, there i was the youngest again and people stepped all over me. i quit after the first month. made some cool/immature friends but i wasnt getting paid enough to be someones bitch. no thanks.

blahhhh thats enough for now. i have to get back to life and try to make things get back on track.

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peeeeeeace [25 Sep 2006|06:29pm]
this is my last week here in louisiana..

im so scared to move but so ready to leave this place.

except for the few really cool people i met recently, but maybe ill find some new ones there.

dont get your eyebrows waxed at walmart cause i have nothing left. i look so ugly. it was the only hot masculine thing on my face and now i look like a goth troll. KILL ME.
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i need a roommate. [18 May 2006|04:38pm]
attention all people who see my journal!!

i need a roommate who is ready to run away with me to a awesome city and explore all of it with me. who can pack up and leave and come with me and live in a 2 bedroom 2 bath in a fucking awesome appartment building called metropolis ( www.forrent.com/metropolis ). all bills paid for about $410 each.

austin, texas is very liberal and nothing like anything else in texas.
everyone is into:
smoking pot
tattoos and piercings
being creative

and their quote is "keep austin weird"

how could you possibly go wrong?

whether you want to go to college (university of texas is downtown!), or just start a carreer in an awesome city this is the place for you and me. to be roommates and to explore a new city.

this could be your chance to escape the place youve grown to hate.

please comment if youre interested. :)
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[04 May 2006|12:33pm]
[ mood | tired ]

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houston wasnt sooo bad..Collapse )

if you're in anyway interested in seeing me for the last time in mandeville you should call me. 504 621 8303 dont pass up leaving a message if i dont answer. id like to say bye to you even if you were just a random friend from my past. :)

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[01 May 2006|11:52pm]
things in life havent changed yet but

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i have one third of my hair blue and really short and the other side is chin length black hair.
i dont have a lip ring on the side anymore i have a labret.

and dun dun dunnnn

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my first tattoo.

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what do you think of it?

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i really like this picture for some reason. (kids, wear your retainers or your teeth will do weird shit.)

ill post more later.
no lj cut to ruin your friends page :)
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[23 Feb 2006|08:21pm]
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first year missing mardi gras.
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[14 Feb 2006|01:33am]
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[06 Sep 2005|01:24am]
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oh ashlea <333333333333333
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[08 Aug 2005|01:30pm]
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does anyone remember when my hair was really long?

yeah well..Collapse )
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[17 May 2005|08:07pm]
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i havent felt this good in a long time.
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[23 Mar 2005|09:37pm]
michelle this entry is for you... just press comment and ill add your name.
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[22 Feb 2005|12:57pm]
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[21 Feb 2005|08:13pm]

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[22 Jan 2005|01:54am]
[ mood | big ]

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since im really stupid and didnt bring my god damn camera to my fathers house... youll just have to deal with the hot people i have seen pictures of through out tonight.

enjoy these.Collapse )

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[11 Jan 2005|12:20pm]
this journal is now friends only.
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[27 Sep 2004|09:06pm]
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i asked ellen to be my girlfriend.

she said yes.
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[20 Sep 2004|05:58pm]
im going to bed early tonight.

dont expect me to communicate from 8pm-6am. thank you.
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